Me: You pick up clients wherever you go! …You don’t pick up chicks, you pick up clients.
Quotee: Assets, Annette, not liabilities.
Me: Yet another reason why it sucks to be a girl.
Quotee: I can’t even imagine. First I’d get up and cry, spend forever in the bathroom, shower, make breakfast, wait for my hair to dry, go to work, be sexually harassed, get charged too much for stuff, go home, cry, cook dinner, have cramps, sleep.