BBC News, interviewing a woman auditioning for a role as a hobbit in London’s new LOTR musical (which, incidentally, originated in Toronto).
BBC: Why do you think you’d make a good hobbit?
Woman: I like hairy feet.
(Hey Jenny, does that mean you’d make a good hobbit, too?)
BBC, on explaining what an American tailgate party is:
[British accent] “A tailgate party, something akin to a… car boot barbeque.”