I think I have reached a new level of retardedness. Yesterday I couldn’t figure out how to put mail in the big blue USPS mail box.
WE DON’T HAVE THE SAME KIND IN CANADA, OKAY?!
I think I was standing too close to it and couldn’t see the handle. (Charlie pointed the handle out to me on another box later.) I tried pushing and pulling the little lip I saw, but eventually was feeling quite conspicuous and left.